Bren O’Callaghan A Runaway at the Media Circus!

29Sep/10

Children of the Popcorn

With Peaches Christ in transit - as of this very minute - from the US to the UK, strapped inside a wicker throne swinging from beneath the scaled belly of a monstrous beast, let us pause to reflect before she alights and shimmies down the flagpole at Cornerhouse for the International Premiere of All About Evil on Saturday, 2nd October. Not only do we have music from Trash-O-Rama in the bars from 8pm onwards, but Will and Rick will be squatting on a tabletop to pipe out an art-punk nozzle shaped trio of horror oddities... including Haunted Homes, Hotdog Man and a new song written in aid of the occasion, All About Evil: a aid memoir to the world's most prolific serial killers!

Peaches Christ / image: Leonardo Herrera

The queue outside Cinema 1 will begin to form from 10pm so get there early, as rumour suggests a live protest is planned by librarians from the region's most studious institutions; incensed at their depiction within the movie. Adding insanity to insult, the staff of the Victoria Theatre have travelled from San Francisco to help welcome you on behalf of deranged directress Deborah Tennis, with Adrian, Mr Twiggs and Veda/Vera all in attendance to help make this a night to remember. Don't forget, gore couture is encouraged - abstract, offensive and most definitely home-made. Prizes for the best!

For inspiration, see Peaches' incredible new short, Children of the Popcorn, featured above!

26Sep/10

Knobby Owl

Knobby Owl: Peter Adlington

Today has been a productive if panic-laced day in many ways. I had to step into the role of choreographer for one, not because a professional didn't turn up for our first monster rehearsal, but because I blissfully assumed that the class would 'teach itself'. I was wrong. But thankfully everyone was absolutely brilliant, and we stumbled through the moves with the grace of a reanimated corpse, which was entirely the point. I then returned home to make two small coffins out of foamboard. That's not something you hear me say every day. And a last-minute knee jerk NEED for button badges to complement a secret intervention that forms part of the show led me to 999-design service Peter Adlington, that fella who helped transform my insane asylum earlier this year.

Books Not Drugs: Peter Adlington

Executing my desires with perfect if slightly worrying psychic-twinning, we see here two of the badge designs that you may be lucky enough to receive on the night if you have bought your ticket. The Guardian says you should buy a ticket. So does Attitude. No excuse. Without peeling back the Ready-Meal film on the nature of the intervention involved, it concerns bibliophiles swarming en masse, with hidden intent. Pete's brilliant mascot depicted above, Knobby Owl, might give a hint at the engorged blood pulsing beneath the calm exterior, pushing against a latex-thin veneer of propriety and threatening to burst forth, showering those gathered with... well, you get the idea. Ahem.

19Sep/10

The Goonies R Good Enough!

At last it's official, the secrecy was killing me! As part of the Cornerhouse 25th Birthday celebrations on Saturday 16th October, they are turning the clocks back to 1985 and presenting a choice of 3 movies prior to a blowout late-night party. You can choose from Nic Roeg's Insignificance, the first film to screen at the centre featuring a live Einstein challenge. Perhaps you prefer Desperately Seeking Susan, which offers a chance to win a replica of Madonna's jacket from this bubblegum-opus. OR you can join yours truly in Cinema 1 for Scratch 'n Sniff Cinema presents The Goonies!

I'll be the guy with the giant placards and a torch (no expense spared), and you the audience will receive scent-imbued scratch cards with 8 mystery whiffs that will match key scenes in this terrifying tale of wayward teen malcontents as they brutalise a close-knit Mafia clan. Will Mama Fratelli scavenge enough dubloons to complete her gender reassignment surgery? You'll have to attend to find out! Tickets are priced at £19.85 -  see what they did there? - including film, entry to the party and two drinks. Eighties and/or pirate-themed fancy dress is encouraged! Alternately, you can buy a ticket for the movie only for £8.50.

Due to popular request there is even going to be a kids screening earlier in the day (just for youngsters and families, adults only admitted if accompanied by a midget in knee socks). I'll also be permitting our series artist Simon Misra out of his gimp trunk for just long enough to design a new poster to accompany the screening, which will be on sale during the evening together with the few remaining original editions from The Company of Wolves and My Beautiful Laundrette (the latter signed by actor Gordon Warnecke).

Rumours that Cyndi Lauper will be making a guest appearance are nothing more than a scurrilous lie I concocted only now in an attempt to suggest a cunning double-bluff to leave fans doubting and thus raise the profile of my own event.

10Sep/10

One Eye Open

I know something you don't know. Doo-dah. Doo-dah. This is really tough but I'm not supposed to say anything! But it can't harm to suggest that you might want to keep the evening of Saturday 16th October clear. That's all you're getting from me. Not even if you lashed me to a chair and locked me up with, oh, I don't know, a dead body stored in a refrigerator full of ice-cream, or shackled to some man-monster clad in a Superman-tee. I suggest you peruse the classic movie trailer above if you need any more hints because I've got a treasure map to decipher. "Ye intruders beware..." Hmm. I have a funny feeling I may need my swim shorts on this mission.

9Sep/10

Harry Potty

Len Horsey & Brian Reed / PLANTA DE ANODIZADO (2010) image by Daniel Walmsley

Unrealised Potential, the collaborative group exhibition instigated by artist/curator Mike Chavez-Dawson, draws to a close at Cornerhouse this week before heading out on tour. The public are invited to follow in the footsteps of myself and the half-dozen others who bought the right to realise artist-specific projects. Here I am waffling on in Front Row fashion about Harry Hill's concept to revisit George Cruickshank's The Worship of Bacchus, which I bagged for myself. I say myself, but the wish is very much to partner with others to create a collaborative project.

There are a few ideas knocking around my head, some more nuts than others. Watch this space. In the meantime, any suggestions in helping me compile a list of celebrity alcoholics - living, dead, the living-dead, fictional or speculative - would be welcomed. Knock 'em down, send 'em over. Number 1: Keith Chegwin...

5Sep/10

Edinburgh Art Festival 2010

Martin Creed Work No. 997, 2009 © Martin Creed. Image: Courtesy the artist and Hauser & Wirth. Photo: Barbora Gerny

Two days, one night, 4 Fringe performances and 8 gallery shows later, I leave Edinburgh sated and satisfied. I’d tried to stay away having drunk a generous mug of the EIFF back in June, but no – the flesh may have been weak but the spirit wasn’t taking no for an answer. I like being alone to attend the Edinburgh Art Festival so that I can muse silently upon any and all stimuli to hurl themselves across my optic windscreen without having to express my opinion aloud; preferring the cognitive equivalent of grunts. Urgh. Me no like. Urgh. Orange. Like an… orange. Urgh.

The Pursuit of Fidelity (detail) 1997 / Alexander & Susan Maris

Martin Creed with Down Over Up at The Fruitmarket Gallery concerned himself with stacked items in order of progression and size, an approach no less polarising than his Turner prize winning ‘The Lights Going On And Off’, in which the bare bulbs in an empty gallery did just that. Instead it was his felt-tip paintings, panels of apparently solid shades that on inspection had been executed using contrasting pen strokes, that had me cooing and thinking of how I used to shake out the fibrous, Tampon-like interiors of my own pencil case to cheat for ultra fast-colouring.

Momenta 1994 - 2001 / Alexander & Susan Maris

Over at Stills Gallery on Cockburn Street, a retrospective of Alexander and Susan Maris’ photography, The Pursuit of Fidelity, displayed palm-sized pools of black and white intensity that appeared to defy gravity by not sliding in brackish streaks down the blank, white walls. Preoccupied with landscape, stillness, myth and the resonance of personal and geographic histories, these sniper-sight works possessed a telescopic focus, sometimes sharp, others clouded in a gelatin fog, landscapes condensed and reduced to precise cameo-like profiles of earth and sky.

blipfoto were in residence at Inspace with Life Turns, nurturing a spiked forest of zoetropes to reflect the principle call to arms: a collaborative, Alt-w funded project from the Bafta Award-winning online photography platform, aided by an iPhone app that allowed contributors from across the world to submit their own strolling bodies – view the finished project above. It was this approach in clarity and purpose that impressed me most acutely whilst dodging the pipers and pounding the pavement this year, found also at the Ingleby Gallery and Talbot Rice: both brave enough to pass over kaleidoscopic variety and theatrical installations for solo artists working in paint.

En Passant 5 / Iran do Espírito Santo 2010 (housepaint on wall)

Ingleby Gallery was a breath of fresh air once I’d managed to rediscover the secret route through the Waverley Railway station thanks to an Escher-like conundrum in which the building can be spotted from multiple points at North Bridge but with no obvious means of reaching the place. (Tip: head to the rear platforms behind the M&S, stick to the left, look for a footbridge). Well worth the attempt, they always have free postcards of new exhibitions on gorgeous, thick card-stock – a boon for cash-strapped art tarts. Grab a couple, pop them on the mantelpiece, folk will think you a connoisseur and pay an extra quid for a posh bottle of wine when calling round.

En Passant 5 / Iran do Espírito Santo 2010 (housepaint on wall)

As for the show itself, Iran Do Espírito Santo’s large scale tone painting takes up the entire wall surface of the main gallery on the second floor. It’s quite something. An exercise in minimalism, shades of white, grey and black paint have been mixed to form a blended transition in mathematically precise vertical stripes. Bathed in the dishwater-pale Edinburgh light leaking through the windows, the effect is of a corrugated surface; the fine line between tones creating the illusion of peak and trough. The limited palette builds from white through to tissue, dove, concrete, tippling into blue; Air Force, Prussian, purple: aubergine, plum, to blackberry, inkwell, a starless night.

Water Glass 2 / Iran do Espírito Santo 2008 (crystal)

The sensation of cleansing and de-cluttering, of combining basic ingredients to create an omelette of aesthetic purity, continues with a small series of sculptural works by the same artist. Of these Water Glass 2 is utterly mesmeric. Worked crystal, it appears to be just that, a glass of water, impeccably tooled to give the appearance of liquid held by cooled molten sand and silica. There are no air bubbles, viewing from different angles causes the glass to appear first empty, then full, then half-drained. It is an idea reduced, uncomplicated and undeniably beautiful.

Julie Roberts

My other heart-want lurch of the EAF programme was Julie Robert’s exhibition Child at Talbot Rice. Her carefully orchestrated painting style, here realised in a new series of children’s portraits both posed and at play, squeezes colour in thick streaks like rainbow toothpaste. Glances of light, dappled shadow and nuance of texture are abstracted in the form of detailed patterns and a paint-by-numbers approach. Despite the jigsaw effect of a shattered bus-stop, the subjects retain their humanity… albeit sutured together, whole but sliced apart like a butcher shop poster detailing the cuts of a cow.

Julie Roberts

Leafing through the catalogues of past series on display, this comparison adopts greater relevance as Robert’s earlier work includes the ripped and torn bodies of Jack the Ripper’s victims, glistening with exposed, bulbous organs and shredded flesh, a vintage picture-book peek of a dark and adult play. That her distinct signature can step between innocence and experience yet offer a fresh perspective upon changing obsessions, from medical apparatus to porcelain pastoral ornaments, suggests that her technique has become a powerful voice, with timbre, pitch and resonance. Only the story changes.